Porn In The Waiting Room

When you use the word 'naked' in google searches you can't be responsible for what happens. Ultimately this search lead me to Lady Gaga's 'hoo hoo' falling out of her leotard on a concert stage.

All I wanted was a screen shot of some boobies that I saw last night on the free government channel. 'Free gov't channel' that makes it sound like African Tribeswomen boobs, however they were fake porn star tatas. I was being forced to watch 'Paradise Hotel Norway' and admire the BF's newly rediscovered poker chips (wonderful) when suddenly I get a couple seconds of some boobies all hangin out in the shower and then her naked wet booty. Yes, boobs, nipples and ass at about 9:30 pm on primetime reality TV.

Paradise Hotel Norwegian Prime Time TV

I'm embarrassed by how shocked I was to see this. In the U.S. I would be proud that finally our left wing freedom of speech sex ed stuff prevailed in the media. In Norway I'm not sure if it's the same. This country is 2 clearly different places. There's the 'country people and the city people'.  Then there's the hazy middle part. I think I live there. This is unlike the states which is a conglomerate of every type of person that exists, thus the media in the states can be confusing which can be attributed to the pop. difference: 4.8 mill vs 300 mill. Some Norwegians are freaky sex kittens and some are reserved, missionary position only farmers. Problem is Norway, you can't show naked girls all over the place and then expect us non-norwegians to accept your conservative sexual habits and proper dinner party etiquette. The media doesn't reflect the people. Damn I'm confused.

They Gave Me This Mag at the Doc's Office

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In some cases I see modestly within the public. Loose fitting shirts and dresses, flat shoes, no flashy jewelery or cleavage and little skin showing in the summer. On the tube, tits and ass. In the doctors office tits and ass. I'm sitting in the waiting room; waiting (naturally) for the BF to have a hockey injury examined and I stumble upon a magazine sporting shapely blonde twins. I know what's inside and I just want to look at it in public. It feels naughty and exciting. I was looking at Playboy in the waiting room of the hospital. The doctors gave me porn to look at while I was waiting.

 In my last blog I wanted us to hug and kiss more, now I want us to get naked more. Be prepared.

Norway I love you for not flinching at nudity in the media, now lets get on the road to being sexually open and aware in reality.