I Wanna Be A Comeback Queen

In my opinion Britney is the come back queen and to be compared to her would be an honor.  Ubrella throwin, head shavin, baby makin, smokin hot, trashy Brit.  

It's been over 2 months of retreat from this blog and the one thing that is on my mind more than anything are the people in my life. An ode to my friends and family is in the works and there is no better place to tell all of you in written permanent words how much you mean to me.  

This blog was meant to keep me busy and provide a creative outlet while deep in the mountains of desolate, Socialist Norway.  Now that I'm back in bustling America I would rather not shake it to tell you the truth. So here we go again and the name stays the same.

I will still beat up Scandinavia and St. Nick a bit but I think we're transitioning to the topic of ridiculous rooftop mayhem, hangovers and random run-ins on the hot, dirty, breath taking streets of New York.